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A Telegram assistant
that gets things done for you
Write your tasks as ordinary messages. It opens websites itself, orders, reads documents and works on a schedule — nothing to install, no buttons.
Tell us about your tasks - we'll shape the terms around them
how people use it
This is only part of what it does
This is what people hand over most often. Yours may be something else entirely.
Tap any of them — I'll show you a real conversation
Text, three hashtags, and I used the photo you sent last week.
Want to see the text first, or shall it just go out?
Everything else I forward here with a short note on who's asking and what for.
In the evening I'll tell you how many I closed.
“Autumn” — $248, 34 enquiries, $7.30 each
“Sale” — $110, 3 enquiries, $36.60 each
The second one is burning budget for nothing. Pause it?
From then on every enquiry comes straight here: name, phone and what the person wrote.
Want me to total them up for you each evening?
If anything in it is noise, say so and I'll drop it.
Cancelled: access until the 14th, no more charges. Forwarded you the confirmation email.
I also spotted another subscription you haven't touched in three months. Cancel that one too?
1. 07:40 → 12:05, one stop, $210
2. 14:20 → 19:50, direct, $275
Take the direct one? Seats are still there.
• rent indexation every six months, with no cap
• you need 90 days to terminate, they need 30
• late fee 0.5% per day — that's 15% a month
The rest is standard. Want me to draft the changes for them?
“Hello! I'm writing early rather than leaving you to find out on the day: your order is slipping by a week — our fittings supplier let us down. The new date is the 28th. If that breaks something on your side, tell me and we'll work something out.”
Send it, or change something?
If you want, I can pull the amounts off the bills too.
You also mentioned he asked for 30% up front — you never paid it.
I'll remind you at 18:30 to pack your passport, ticket and charger. Anything else for the list?
That's not the whole list. Need something of your own — we'll build a skill around your process.
how it works
Three steps, and nothing to set up
- 01
You write like to a person
An ordinary message, in your own words. A voice note works too.
- 02
From there it's on its own
It doesn't ask where to start and doesn't wait to be nudged. It takes the task and finishes it — maybe in a minute, maybe in half an hour.
- 03
You get the result
It brings back the finished thing: options with prices, the placed order, the key points of a contract. Where money or a signature is needed, it asks you first.
1. $410 — basic liability
2. $520 — plus unlimited towing
3. $690 — full cover + glass
Which one shall I take?
how it's different
This isn't a chat you go to for advice
A chat tells you how to do it. An assistant takes the task and carries it to the end.
getting started
From your first message to a working assistant
Four steps. Three of them are just messaging the bot.
- 1
You write to the bot
It asks what you do and what you'd like off your plate. Tell it in your own words — there's no questionnaire.
- 2
We agree on a price
We look at your tasks and name a price for them. There's no one tariff for everyone: the workload differs.
- 3
We get it ready
Nothing more to do on your side — the technical part is ours. We write to you as soon as it's up.
- 4
The assistant is yours
Give it a name, tell it where to start — and from there it's ordinary messaging.
Setup is entirely on us. Nothing to install, nothing to figure out, nothing to paste anywhere.
what it costs
We name the price around your tasks
There's no single tariff for everyone: the workload differs.
For comparison
- A human assistantfrom $600/mohalf a day, office hours, weekends off
- Doing it all yourself15+ hours/moevenings, after your actual job
- Your assistantfrom $99/moaround the clock, no weekends, no holidays
That's what it costs to start. From there the price follows how much work you hand over and which skills we switch on.
- Your own assistant, not a shared bot
- Ready within a day, nothing to set up
- The set of skills is built around your tasks
Need something bigger — integrations, custom flows? Bespoke development for your business is a separate conversation.
questions
The short answers
Do I need to install anything?
No. Everything happens in Telegram, which you already have. We set the assistant up ourselves, usually within a day. After that it's just messaging.
What if the assistant gets an important task wrong?
Wherever money, a signature or anything irreversible is involved, it asks you first and shows exactly what it is about to do. If it still gets it wrong — tell it and it redoes the work; the hard cases come to us.
What can the assistant NOT do?
It doesn't spend your money without your yes, doesn't sign documents for you, and doesn't go anywhere you haven't given it access to. It won't make legal or medical decisions either: it gathers the facts, you decide.
How long does one task take?
Simple things take minutes: a reminder, a quick search, an email. Anything that means walking several sites and comparing takes a few minutes to half an hour. For long jobs it tells you when it starts and when to expect the result.
Which languages does it understand?
Five, the same as this site: Ukrainian, English, Polish, Spanish and German. You can switch language in the middle of a conversation.
What if my task isn't on the list?
Write and we'll look. The list of skills isn't closed: if the task repeats, we build a skill for it, just for you.
Tell us what you want to hand over
Describe the task, then head to Telegram. Nothing left to fill in there.